Why we love Hal (Green Lantern) Jordan

There are MANY reasons to love Hal Jordan. We love Hal Jordan because ...

1. Hal Jordan is an arrogant bastard.


2. Hal Jordan is a reckless bastard.


3. Hal Jordan is a careless bastard.


4. Hal Jordan is a promiscuous bastard.


Waitaminute ... something's not quite right here. Just WHY do we love this bastard ...? Oh, wait, I remember:

5. BEST ASS in the DC Universe!

(Or BIGGEST ass in the DC Universe -- you decide!)